nomoneytoken ($nomoney)
Finally, a meme token that admits it's completely useless. Coming soon to pump.fun!
What is this pile of digital junk?
It's a token. That's it. We saw all these meme coins with fancy roadmaps, "utility", and promises of changing the world. We got tired of the lies.
So we created $nomoney. It was built with $0, zero promises, and an unhealthy amount of instant coffee. Our only utility is brutal honesty. And maybe a few laughs before your investment inevitably goes to zero.
Tokenomics (We Googled This Word)
1,000,000,000,000
A big number. Looks impressive, right?
0% Buy / 0% Sell
We don't know how to code taxes. So it's a feature now.
0%
We have no money, remember? We can't afford to pay ourselves.
Contract Address:
41fwW1TFpbYAL6KSPmmRzoXerJgVqNT9DPXyEkdrFzzc
The pump.fun Adventure Roadmap
Phase 1: The "Create Coin" Incident
We saw the big green button. We had 0.02 SOL and a dream built on instant noodles. We clicked. Now we're here. There was no plan.
Phase 2: The Bonding Curve Panic
Watch in a mix of horror and excitement as the first few buys come in. Who are these people? Did they misclick? We'll be refreshing the page every 3 seconds, questioning our life choices.
Phase 3: Reaching Raydium (The Promised Land?)
Against all odds, the bonding curve fills. We're on Raydium. Now we have to act like a "real" project. We'll probably just post more memes and hope no one asks hard questions.
Phase 4: The Great Stagnation
The chart goes sideways. The initial hype is over. The team (us) gets distracted by a new shiny token on pump.fun. The Telegram chat is now just 15 people arguing about pizza toppings.
Phase 5: Accidental Immortality
We forget the passwords. The contract is unruggable because we don't know how to rug it. The token lives on forever as a monument to our glorious incompetence. A true community coin, by force.
Why NOMONEYTOKEN is Revolutionary
We have no idea what we're doing, which makes us more qualified than 90% of crypto projects.
Thanks to Solana's speed, you can lose your money faster than ever before! No more waiting.
We're not pretending this is an investment. It's straight up gambling. We respect your choices.
Will it dump immediately? Probably. Will it be fun? That's why we're here.
This website was made by AI because we couldn't afford a developer. Peak efficiency!
Our chart will make no sense, which is what you'd expect from a bonding curve we don't understand.
Meet Our "Expert" Team
CEO of Confusion
Has watched 3 YouTube videos about blockchain and considers himself an expert. Favorite food: ramen noodles.
Lead Developer
Actually does all the work while we take credit. Probably the most qualified team member. Works for free.
Chief Financial Officer
Invested $5 in the project and now demands a C-level position. Expertise: watching charts while eating cereal.
Head of Marketing
More charismatic than the rest of the team combined. Communication strategy: barking at the mailman.